what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
My life in a series of short, non-plot revealing sentences of average goings-on.
I ate an entire block of cheese today.
I asked my mom what she was going to give up for Lent and she just looked at me with complete seriousness and said, “You.”
Today, I read through my old Facebook messages and I realized something. I cannot flirt worth shit.
I just can’t fall asleep with all of these moral arguments floating around in my head.
And that would be the sound of my self-esteem being crushed by the hands of AP Calculus.
My arms are literally sore from playing violin too much. Nerdiness level:1,000
So I showed up to work before my manager. Like, what am I even supposed to do with my life now?
I ran into my French teacher at a bar today.
The greatest struggle of my day is debating whether or not to eat the pizza.
I wasn’t supposed to work today. But then I took someone’s shift. Then my boss called and I no longer have to work today.